"So Does Nikola Tesla, While We're At It, But Thanks To Alternating Current, He Turns Me Off Just As Easily," Or: "I Should Add 'Puns' To This List."

Things That Turn Me On, List Of:

- Saltwater, Scent of.
- Bare shoulder blades, Sight of.
- Accordians/Fiddles/Tenors, Sound of.
- Figs, Taste of.
- Sweat, Feel of.
- Fire, Chariots of.