But You Know The Epitaph Would Be Something Like "Here Lies Katie, A Charmin Woman Through And Through."

When I was six, I was afraid of dying whilst sitting on a toilet, because how humiliating, I thought, how humiliating would it be to be found dead when you weren't even wearing any pants?

Now, I'm just afraid of dying, period.

Six year-old Katie was so much braver than twenty year-old Katie will ever be.