a summary of my dreams

big bird was the president of the united states and territories. harry potter made me a buffalo chicken calzone. it was good. morgan freeman wanted to play "i've got your nose" but we settled for parcheesi. rome was built in a day. switzerland had a civil war. a house divided against itself yet there it stood. I was back in middle school and santa claus was my best friend. we all called him nick the ripper. I wore clown shoes while bowling and no one noticed. or maybe no one cared. whatever. sigmund freud was an asshole.